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The Tim Dillon Show

351 - Enjoy The Can

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.713.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Tim takes on the Titanic submarine tragedy, sharks getting the white glove treatment and why the new Oscar rules will lead stories astray.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show here.

0:03.7

Some people have commented that I'm off center sometimes.

0:08.1

And so what I want you to do is if you even noticed that or had that thought,

0:13.9

I want you to kill yourself.

0:15.8

But first, I want you to kill your children.

0:18.5

Go into their rooms and Chris Ben Wastyle,

0:22.0

go to kill your entire family and then yourself because

0:27.0

it's imagining the children that are raised in a household like that.

0:34.5

I mean, it's, you know, he's off center.

0:40.1

I just remember I have reminded of like the last scene of true detective,

0:43.8

where it's like the yellow king and his wife.

0:45.3

And she's like, well, you make flowers on me.

0:48.6

And he's like, he's off center.

0:50.8

We are here.

0:51.6

We're recording Wednesday night and we're doing that because I'm going to

0:59.0

Ray Cump's wedding.

1:02.0

The great Ray Cump is getting married.

1:06.0

And I'm going to it.

1:07.3

I'm the best man I'm giving a speech at this wedding of Ray Cump and his

1:14.4

lovely bride.

1:17.0

And I'm going.

1:18.7

I'm not being and everyone, oh, I'm so cold-hearted.

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