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The Snark Tank

#351: Curious Chimp

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Video Games

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 195 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Snartek.

0:10.0

You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.

0:23.9

Sit back and prepare for some action.

0:29.2

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

1:28.0

I think I'm slightly still dealing with my ear infection. You're also wearing all black and you bike, you got your scooted here. Yeah, well, like, you know, electric scooter. Otherwise, I'd be dead. If you were biking, you would be fucking, you would not feel good. Yeah, if I was 15 years younger, like I used to bike, like 18 miles a day, I'd be okay. Yeah. I can't even imagine how much I can make it now. I used to bike 55 miles an hour. What's crazy? Someone I was, that's insane. Excuse me? That's insane. That's like, that's like, I think bikes can go somewhere decently lower than that range, but you're not doing that. You're not fresh getting on a bike on a regular bike too. A regular bicycle going 55. A tricycle in fact. I try that. Yeah, more wheels more fast. I would probably feel less scared. Really? Like a tricycle moving that quickly is. I guess are we talking about like a children's tricycle? Yeah, yeah. like the big wheel up front. That's crazy.

1:24.6

Yeah, of course I feel terrified. Well, this is a Star Trek Day podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Sweeney. It's him over there. Look, it's Derek. I'm sweating so much. I have this thing to shield myself from the sun because it's going to be like damn near 100 degrees. Yeah. It's really bad. today and tomorrow or when it like

1:25.4

repeats

1:26.5

electric scooter

1:27.3

oh my goodness

1:28.6

yeah Gonna be like damn near 100 degrees. Yeah. It's really bad today and tomorrow.

1:44.8

Then when it like,

1:46.7

that's why electric scooter.

1:48.0

Oh my goodness.

1:48.3

Yeah,

1:48.8

it's a lifesaver.

1:49.3

It's great,

1:49.9

but I'm also,

1:50.6

you would pass away.

1:52.2

You'd literally just die.

1:52.7

It'd be bad.

1:53.3

It's not like,

1:54.2

I've noticed,

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