351. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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We talk about our elaborate Pride plans, Chris hates Lyft, buffalo cauliflower hangover, Chris made me feel like I was on Hulu’s Fire Island, Balenciaga plain lays, Bitchin’ Sauce, candles that smell like the female orgasm, Gwen and Kourt’s noses have been broken so many times they have superhuman smelling, they know Chris down at Spencer Gifts, talking Top Gun with Bret Ellis, performative crying and performative thrifting, its time to put DaBaby back on Levitating, old head talk, Chris hates the guy who talked to him at Sweetgreen, and TJ figured out exactly why we can’t listen to Kendrick Lamar. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the That's nice knee pain ran out of Advil today.
0:19.0	Ran out of Advil today. Ran out of Advil. You should check out a service called GoPuff. This is not a sponsorship, but I really go Puff got me
0:26.8	Some Alka-Seltzer in 10 minutes go puff sounds like a kenwa snack. It has a boom chika pop energy to it.
0:34.4	I mean, I don't know if it...
0:35.2	So what is go puff?
0:36.2	It is a cauliflower cheese it?
0:38.3	No, it's one of those classic weird delivery services
0:42.4	that's killing small businesses. For the last mile... weird delivery
0:45.0	it's killing small businesses for the last mile delivery it will deliver it honestly though it's so fast it's like really impressive I haven't reached that level of of lazy
0:52.0	laziness in my life just quite yet?
0:55.8	It's not laziness, Jason.
0:57.0	It's called using your time wisely.
0:58.9	As a CEO, you should know that your time should not be spent trolling the Islesisles of cVS looking to heal yourself
1:05.5	okay I'm not rich enough to waste not that much it's not that much more money just
1:09.8	quite yeah it's it's it's it's it's negligible the money. Yeah, but Chris you know one thing about me
1:14.8	It's not about the money. I'm a value. I'm a value slut
1:18.4	That's right. I'm sorry. We got size Queens. We got race Queens and we got value Queens and that's me I'm sorry how long gone pride month continues
1:26.0	How we were in the we were in the damn dead center of pride yesterday saw a guy fishing out on gosh b onB. on Santa Monica Boulevard as we were driving to
1:34.2	dinner in a convertible getting hooted and hollered at by fellas.
1:38.6	We were in the wet pink belly of the beast and it was something was a foot because we will last night we went out to dinner at
1:48.0	San Vicente bungalows with friend of the show Brett Eastanellis for a Hollywood pop in and Chris you know usually will be like all right
1:56.2	dinners at eight dinners at seven these people are going that's it but this this day
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