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The Michael Scott Podcast Company

350: Michael's Birthday

The Michael Scott Podcast Company

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Grab your ice skates and put on your jersey (From Dwight)--this week we're talking about Michael's Birthday! Alex and Edwin dive deep into this season 2 classic, discussing pyramid schemes, Kevin's gifts, Michael's birthday initiatives, and more. And of course we highlight all of the ice skating moments, Livestrong bracelets, and questionable sandwiches that make up this episode.Got that, bimbo?Got it, bimbo. Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor content, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots.

0:23.3

Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready.

0:26.5

Experian.

0:27.5

Better your score.

0:28.7

Better your story.

0:30.3

What do you think is the worst thing that someone could do?

0:34.6

I guess it would be me because it's just the two of us now. What, like the worst thing I could do, I guess it would be me because it's just the tools now. What, like the worst

0:40.6

thing I could do like? What do you mean the worst, the worst thing you could do for what?

0:44.1

Audible noise, make your life difficult for editing. I mean, tapping on a table or like doing that

0:51.1

is really tough because that will come in, especially if it's on your laptop, Mike, like it is today.

0:55.2

It's just like, I can't take that out.

0:57.6

If you're doing it while you're talking, that would, that would be the worst.

1:01.6

What would be the most annoying, not the most difficult?

1:05.8

Oh.

1:08.3

Soup.

1:09.6

Eating soup.

1:10.7

Just like, be like, I'm going to finish this whole bowl of ramen before the end of the episode.

1:18.9

That would, that would be it.

1:20.5

Yeah, I can see that.

1:21.9

It's really annoying.

1:23.8

Um, also certain, like a really, really snotty nose.

1:31.0

Excessive phlegm is like the only thing that I really have a hard, hard time dealing with.

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