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Hey Riddle Riddle

#350: Lasik By A Bird

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Uh oh! It's April 1st! Right?! It is April 1st Right? 

Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Editing by: 

Casey Toney

Theme by: 

Arne Parrott

Logo by: 

Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:06.2

The doctor was the mother.

0:09.1

He stood on a block of ice.

0:11.7

Both of the network goldfish.

0:14.2

It was the cabin of an airplane.

0:17.3

He stabbed him with an ice cream.

0:19.9

And the horse was a big Friday. A lot six before me and a cream. And the horse of Thanksgiving Friday.

0:36.8

Hey, Eric, Zip for, Ate, B, B, Cid, just, JPC.

0:38.9

Just have a seat.

0:40.0

It was just a regular episode today.

0:43.2

Suspicious?

0:44.4

Yeah, no, this is very suspicious.

0:46.1

Did you mean it to be suspicious?

0:47.7

No, no, no, no, not at all.

0:49.3

Why are your eyes doing that?

0:51.0

Oh, because I just had LASIC and it was done by, um, it was done by a bird.

1:00.4

So it was a doctor. I got LASIC done by a bird too. I don't know how to go. Okay. But I can't

1:05.0

see still. Interesting. Okay. Um, how we're sitting? Done by a bird, we can't afford regular LASIC.

1:12.2

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

1:12.9

We're resetting. JPC and I have a great attitude.

1:14.8

We're not suspicious of you.

1:16.0

We're sitting down.

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