35 Unlocked - Coma After God (Kanye West / Stryper)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2018
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
It's our Kanye / Stryper episode unlocked!
Kanye endorses Candace Owens after watching her yell at black people to get over slavery
and Stryper organizes their righteous army of christian metalheads against the satanists at Walmart, who refuses to sell their new album in stores
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| 0:00.0 | Hey folks, uh, surprise. We have a bonus episode of Minion Death Cult for you. |
| 0:07.4 | This is an episode from the Patreon feed from last week. Uh, it's an episode all about Kanye West and, uh, Christian metal band Striper. |
| 0:18.1 | And I think, uh, you know, it's fairly obvious why we decided to release this |
| 0:23.1 | into the main feed. Um, there, there's a lot of controversy around Striper's new album, |
| 0:30.0 | goddamn evil. And the fact that Walmart will not sell it in stores, probably because of |
| 0:37.0 | discrimination. |
| 0:39.1 | And so we feel like people deserve to hear these stories and these takes and these crushed |
| 0:47.9 | striper fans torn between their love of a big box retail store and a pious metal band that they've loved for years. |
| 1:00.0 | So, yeah, you got to, like, sit through some Kanye West shit, and he, like, praises Candice Owens. |
| 1:06.6 | And we go through a Candice Owens video that's pretty kind of disgusting actually but then |
| 1:12.9 | after you that you get to the the more relevant topic of Christian hair metal band Striper |
| 1:18.1 | and their beef with Walmart so enjoy uh yeah are? Yep, we ready to go. |
| 1:27.7 | I think we're ready. |
| 1:28.9 | I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 1:30.2 | I'm Mount Matt, and I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 1:32.2 | And we are Minion Death Colt. |
| 1:33.6 | Hey! |
| 1:35.7 | Oh, whoa. |
| 1:37.1 | Wait. |
| 1:37.8 | Ah! |
| 1:38.8 | Are you getting soulful for any particular reason? |
| 1:42.6 | I am like three or four generations out from the blues generation with that voice. |
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