35 The Red Flag Master List (Stewart Fullerton)
How C*m
Remy Kassimir
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
What is wrong with men with nieces, men with thousands of plants, and men who rock climb? NYC comedian Stewart Fullerton is here with her official list of red flags for the unfairer sex and we are laughing through all of it. (Spoiler, we're not full-on misandrists we just love a giggle!) We also talk about toxic boy moms, car sex in LA, Stewart's rules for dating within a friend group, and how putting an intentional pause on her dating life has helped her career soar. If you date boys we highly recommend this episode and if you ARE a boy (are you a boy??) we challenge you to listen to it ALL THE WAY THROUGH. We promise, there will be a big payoff!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to How Come this episode. We're being problematic. |
| 0:05.2 | Hope everybody's holidays were amazing. We're going to steer away from love and cheer, |
| 0:12.3 | and we are being extremely toxic. And it's fun. It's fun. Sometimes you do it as a treat. |
| 0:19.5 | I'm here with hilarious comedian Stuart Fullerton. |
| 0:23.2 | And we're talking about what specific guys are red and green flags, what type of women |
| 0:29.1 | suck, and just like what's going on in dating, but also everything that we're saying are jokes. |
| 0:35.4 | Okay, enjoy the episode. And if you want to hear more, |
| 0:39.5 | patreon.com slash how come. |
| 0:41.2 | How come? |
| 0:42.1 | How come? |
| 0:43.3 | How come I can't achieve? |
| 0:45.3 | How come I can't achieve? |
| 0:47.1 | I'm rolling up my sleeves. |
| 0:48.8 | I'm rolling up my sleeves. |
| 0:50.5 | Oh, baby, I believe these guests can help |
| 0:54.1 | because I can do it by myself. I want a jizz. |
| 0:59.4 | So I'll just say welcome and we'll get started. Yeah, perfect. I'm excited. Me too. Okay. Hi, Stuart. Welcome. |
| 1:05.5 | Hi, Remy. I'm so happy to be here. Yeah. I'm so happy to have you, bangs and all. My bangs are here. And by the way, |
| 1:15.0 | like, everyone's like, I like your bangs and I'm like, they're not a phase. This is my lifestyle |
| 1:18.6 | for life. This is a hairstyle for life. But there's something different about them. |
| 1:22.9 | Well, I cut them myself. Okay. But you've had them the entire time I've known you? No, no, no, no. I got, I started like a year. Yeah, I started like, okay. Yeah, I started like a year ago. I had bangs like one. I would always do like a curtain bang situation. But then I was just like, I don't know, bangs. And now I'm just like, it's awesome. I don't have to get any Botox in my forehead. Like, this is full wrinkles. And it's like, it's fine. The bangs just cover it. It's amazing. She bangs. I know. And I hate that everyone's like having bangs is a midlife crisis. I'm like, no, it is not. Oh, I fired a therapist once because she got bangs. And I was like, One of us is doing well. And it's not me. Well, I do think all therapists are crazy, respectfully. Respectfully. You have to be like a little bit crazy to be able to endure some of the stuff that you're told. But you also just have to like kind of like love gossip. |
| 2:19.3 | You love gossip, which I love gossip too. I really should have been a therapist. Some days I do feel like |
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