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Do Go On

35 - The Green Children of Woolpit

Do Go On

Matt Stewart, Jess Perkins & Dave Warneke

History, Comedy, Fact, Facts

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Two green children appeared in near the small village of Woolpit in rural England in the 12th Century... who were they? Why were they green? Where did they come from? It's a bit of a bloody mystery, really. 

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Do-Go on. My name is Dave Warnke and you are listening to me and I am accompanied by Jess Perkins and Matt Stewart, the duo, that Fluo will one of them flew in tonight. Hello Matt, that's you. You've come straight from the airport, sir.

0:29.5

Hey Dave, how's it going? Someone, like we just read about half an hour ago, someone complimented my rhyming skills and I was like, I'm going to open with the rhyme. Nothing rhymes with duo. Matt Stewart! Damn it!

0:40.5

Oh no! Stop the tape. No Matt, you genuinely have Fluo in here tonight. And you also have Colden Fluo.

0:49.5

Yep, I'm on the, you can hear my Boswange, that's my, that's a Luzzanshoff Gokka on Ram. Oh yeah, these two episodes in the row have been seeking one more or another. No, no, you've recovered and but two weeks ago you had the horrible hangover. Right.

1:04.5

Which, again, not that much sympathy. And also we didn't make such a fuss when I had come straight from the airport. When you flew. When I flew. But your name doesn't rhyme with Fluo. Good point. Yeah, it's true.

1:14.5

Good point. But if I ever come straight from a Gurk infestible. Oh, straight in there. We can talk about it. I'll be rhyming all night. And when you come from a nothing rhymes with Warnakie. That's right.

1:26.5

Or Dave. Dave. That's right, I want to come from there. That one Dave is well known for his rhymes. I reckon he could give us a good rhyme for both Dave and Warnakie. Dave?

1:37.5

Dave. Dave Stonakie. Yeah, great. Stonakie, I'm not so sure. No, that's very good. Dutch, Dutch word. Okay. What's it mean? What does it sound like it means? Place the store you key. Correct. Yeah. Can you imagine?

1:50.5

I can. Don't know one. The cave where you store your key, festival. That makes sense. That makes sense. So elaborate. It's just, I mean, it's just a little.

1:58.5

Can I just put mine on like on the table? I might leave it here. No, no, no, no, you have like a spare key. You haven't spent money.

2:04.5

Dave and some people hide under a fake rock. I don't do that. I dig a cave. Batman style. But just for the key. Cause I don't have money for a batmobile. Are you judging me for having my keys just here on the table like an idiot?

2:16.5

Was soundly. Yes. Fair enough. Well, you just did it out loud. All right. I'm thinking out loud. Look at the wall. Can't really think some boring things.

2:26.5

Oh, look. So early for a pause. Um, what else? And you don't edit those out in your episodes. You leave the pause on the air. You leave the pauses rise. I like. I cut them.

2:45.5

Early on I was brutal with. I'm brutal. If there's a pause, I cut it. So we seem really slick. I yeah, I've been getting pretty slack on my head. It's a hurt one episode where I left in a thing that clearly wasn't.

2:59.5

Yeah, like our Indian takeaway being delivered. Yeah, maybe they're in five minutes. Did I leave that in? Probably. I did leave in a thing saying me going, Hey, can you say that again? We could use that.

3:12.5

Well, now there's the second time you've left this in. Yeah, and you'll leave it in too. You won't even edit this out. Oh, Matt. Oh, Matt. Sorry, guys. I said I standard. Hey, look, if you don't want to in the show, don't say it.

3:26.5

That's a great point. That is a great point. If you don't want to leave a pause, don't leave a pause. I wanted to leave that pause. I wanted to leave that. I wanted to leave that.

3:39.5

Yeah, I wanted to leave it to. I nearly giggled and I'm glad that Dave spoke because I need to settle down with my giggling. Please settle down.

3:46.5

Settle down. Anyway, yeah. So Matt, I just want you to do a report. It is. Yeah.

3:51.5

I've been researching this so long at the Sydney Airport on the plane in the taxi ride here when you got here made us wait an hour. Now here we are.

4:02.5

So yeah, we're expecting greatness from Stuart with the flu. Oh, Stuart with the flu. Oh, yeah. So my question to you. Did you just say how we start with a question?

4:14.5

No, we do start with a question. Guys, if you haven't caught up, is that 35? Come on. Why are you starting at 35? What about the new listeners? Well, because they might have sent. Yeah, okay. Fair enough. Dave, do this.

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