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Good Job, Brain!

35: I WANT CANDY

Good Job, Brain!

Karen Chu

Hobbies, Leisure, Education

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Let's get hopped up on sugar GUYS, GALS, & GILA MONSTERS. Controversy! Intrigue! Hot molten explosions in your face! We dive into the weird world of candy just in time for Halloween. Serving the sweet scoop on Cadbury Creme Eggs, Tootsie Roll Pops, Gobstoppers, and more. ALSO: "Wonka? Or Urban Dictionary?," candy name quiz, a very special comics quiz formulated for extra awesomeness and gamma radiation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to an Airwave Media Podcast. Hello, Anagram-adoring audio absorbing, awesome audience. Welcome to Good Job Brain, your weekly quiz show and offbeat trivia

0:24.3

podcast this is episode 35 and of course I'm your humble host karen and along with me

0:29.6

are our bevy of brainy but bumbling beauties and bros.

0:34.0

Nice.

0:35.0

Thanks.

0:36.0

I'm Colin.

0:37.0

I'm Dana.

0:38.0

I'm Chris.

0:39.0

Well I have a little bit of weird news that I came across this week and I felt this was

0:44.5

absolutely something you guys needed to hear as well. So I'm just going to read the

0:48.2

headline of one of a sample of articles all around the same topic. Cash-strapped farmers feed candy to cows.

0:56.0

Oh!

0:58.0

This is the result of corn becoming so expensive now that farmers, dairy farmers and cow farmers, is become

1:07.2

pricing out of them to give the cows as high a percentage of corn in their diet as

1:11.6

they did before. So for beef cows in particular, they need to have a high sugar diet.

1:16.5

It fattens them up, they need the energy, it's not so much the nutritional value of the candy that they're worried about.

1:23.2

So what farmers have started doing is buying secondhand and leftover broken candy,

1:28.5

things like that from candy companies and are mixing it in with the feed

1:32.3

that they give to the cows because it's cheaper than buying

1:35.3

corn. The cows are literally eating candy corns and tutsi rolls and crushed up candy canes and things like that.

1:42.0

It's insane.

1:43.0

Oh man, I wonder if they enjoy it more.

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