35: GAM035 Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2016

⏱️ 115 minutes

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This week, we're joined once again by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire. Part 1 went something like this: "In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, one humble karate ninja sets out to sell bulletproof vests door to door because he's an idiot. But when he accidentally karate ninjas the wrong biker gang, nothing happens, but they suggest something will in the sequel." Well we checked the sequel, and it doesn't. Nothing happens. And this is our review of the nothing happening. --- For more Thomas in your life, check out the following links: Thomas and the Bible Comedy Shoeshine Atheistically Speaking --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	Yeah, this girl is aggressive too. I mean like men's rights matter
0:10.0	Don't say it enough. Yeah, this is if you had sex with this girl you don't come and you're like yeah, okay
0:15.8	That's good. No, I'm good
0:22.5	No, I'm good. I can't I can't
0:30.0	Oh
0:37.0	God awful movie
0:51.0	Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because fuck us
0:56.1	I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back
1:01.3	Thank you, sir, and quick announcement before we start. Um, I've agreed to speak with James Lindsay on Twitter
1:08.4	He can't tweet directly at me. That's the rule, but I'm decided you know to allow it dialogue. Okay
1:16.0	Lot of inside joke there and sitting
1:18.8	99 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli so good of you to rejoin us
1:23.4	I've allowed Keith to speak to James
1:29.9	The whole just keeps getting deeper and
1:33.2	Sitting seven stays to my left is prolific pod gastro and our first ever returning guest massagas Thomas Smith Thomas
1:40.0	I can't believe you came back for seconds
1:42.6	Laughter slow
1:44.6	Well to answer your question from last week. I know I don't think I will watch parts two and three
1:49.8	I don't I don't think I'm just I don't know I'm not that so I have to ask you guys
1:55.1	I've so now this is my second one I've watched is it normal? I've got severe genital itching my I got rashes
2:02.0	I got I mean do you guys have all this my backs hurting like pieces of skin or just falling off of me?
2:07.8	Yeah, I already had all the things you've got a hair coming out. Is that you have all you've been living with those already happening
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