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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school
0:11.7	where power, money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.
0:25.0	The following podcast is not real,
0:27.6	but it is really sponsored by cards against humanity.
0:31.0	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:35.3	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune,
1:00.3	I'm your host Arne and E. Camp. If this is your first time listening to the podcast,
1:04.1	a little over half a year ago, I fell through a magical,
1:06.7	dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of fune,
1:10.4	and luckily I still get a slight Wi-Fi signal through the portal from the Burger King,
1:15.5	and I use that to upload a podcast that I record here in the Tavern, the Vermilion
1:20.7	Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of fune. Joining me, as always,
1:25.1	are my co-host, Chunt, the Talking Badger. Bing-Bong. Is that a new, is that a new catchphrase, Chunt?
1:31.2	Oh, I'm just saying stuff. Not everything I see has to be a catchphrase.
1:35.4	That's true. So you're saying you'll never again say Bing-Bong?
1:38.4	No, Chunt's up with that. All right, Bing-Bong.
1:41.0	Oh, yeah, baby. And I'm also joined by...
1:44.1	I am Usador, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow,
	...

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