35 Colin: Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 18 minutes

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An incredibly shy teenager overcomes a speech impediment and works up the courage to ask out a girl. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Find all the episodes at getmortified.com/podcast

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0:00.0	Radio Tepia.
0:04.0	From PRX.
0:10.5	February 14, 1998.
0:12.5	Sixth grade.
0:13.5	Dear diary.
0:14.5	Dear Jesus.
0:15.5	Dear sweet ass-watt.
0:17.0	Adults.
0:18.0	Sharing the embarrassing things.
0:19.5	They created us kids.
0:20.5	So I wrote poems about masturbation.
0:22.0	Before an audience.
0:23.0	Of total strangers.
0:24.0	I feel like an idiot.
0:25.5	I'm the only normal one in my entire family.
0:28.0	Mom, you can't read this.
0:30.0	These are the stories hidden inside.
0:32.0	The pages of our past.
0:36.0	Welcome to the mortified podcast.
0:38.0	I'm Neil.
0:39.0	Now, few things are scarier for a teenager than speaking up.
0:42.0	Or telling someone how you honestly feel.
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