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Walking The Room

#35 - Bad Ricky and Indoor Lawnmowering

Walking The Room

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss Greg's latest tv stand up set, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes and how not to fix your lawnmower. Music:  Reigning Monarchs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, it's recording.

0:01.0

Yeah, welcome to the room with your name. Uh, my name's Garrett Morris. Hello, Goose. Uh, what's up, Maverick? I'm gonna call you, Goose. Oh my God, dude, let's do a full fucking top gun version of this show. You know, I've never seen that movie? Yeah, you're Kelly McGillis, and I'm a motorcycle.

0:21.8

What?

0:22.2

I don't know what's happening.

0:22.9

I've never seen that.

0:23.5

Welcome, once again to walking the room.

0:24.8

You've never seen Top Gun? No. How have you not seen Top Gun? Well, what happened? Straight Guy. Oh, for God's sake. I mean, fucking every dude, every fucking guy that listens to this is seeing Top Gun at some point.

0:20.4

Yeah, anybody who has seen Top Gun is gay.

0:23.5

That is so...

0:24.6

All right. this is seen top gun at some point. Yeah, anybody who has seen top gun is gay.

0:39.6

That is so...

0:40.7

All right.

0:41.8

Yeah.

0:42.1

You know, you say that like it's a bad thing.

0:44.4

Once again, you're using gay as a negative outcome.

0:49.5

In jail, it is.

0:52.0

Look, in 24 hours a day, I'm in lockup in my mind. I'm in fucking lockup. I wish you were fucking locked up. And so, when I come in here, this is a cell. Someone's going to be a bitch. It's going to be you because you're the fucking sweater girl with a hat. I can fucking... I can take you. I can take you. I can drop... I'm the small guy that comes in a prison, looks at the biggest dude, goes nuts, hits him with a fucking cafeteria pan over his head, and just start screaming, and they have to drag me up to solitaire for six months, and when I come out, respect! No. No, you're like a fucking monkey. You're like a fucking crazy wild monkey.

1:28.6

Yes!

1:30.9

Walking the room!

1:32.2

You're listening to Walking the Room!

1:33.4

With Craig Barron and Dave Anthony.

2:00.1

Destroy podcast. I have an announcement.

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