Hey, everybody. We have a very special Al Franken podcast today coming to you from Four Seasons Total Landscape here in Philadelphia.

And we have something of an exclusive because with me is Victor Cowan, the Trump campaign attorney who booked Four Seasons Total Landscape for last Saturday's infamous press conference.

Thank you for joining me, Mr. Cowan.

My pleasure, Al, you know, we on the Trump legal team have been on the receiving end of a lot of scorn and ridicule,

but it turns out that booking our press conference here at Four Seasons

Total Landscaping was actually a stroke of genius.

Well, how so?

Al, we are very excited by a development that we think may turn the tide in this whole election.

Wow.

Yes, wow. Explain. My pleasure, Al. As you could see,

right across the street from Four Seasons's total landscape is the Delaware Valley Cremation Center.

And while Mr. Giuliani was holding the press conference, I happened to slip over there and take a look because I had never been inside a crematorium before.

And you discovered something interesting there.

Ah, yes, very.

It seems that on Wednesday morning, just the day after the election, a Mr. Peter R. Janikowski

was cremated at Delaware Valley Cremation Center. And it turns out that Mr. Janikowski had died

on Sunday, November 1st, a full two days before the election.

But, get this, Mr. Janikowski, a lifelong Democrat,

had cast an early vote two weeks previously.

So what you're saying is, that's right,

we had concrete evidence that dead people have been casting votes here in Pennsylvania.

And believe me, there's a whole lot of crematoriums here throughout the Keystone state.

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