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Hello and welcome to the show. This is the cult of conspiracy.

And my name's Jonathan. And today we are going to be getting into quite a skewed topic.

Some might consider that it's entirely faith-based. Some might consider that it's just entirely

folklore. I happen to look at it as a sign of the gods. Okay, that's how I like to look at it.

And I don't mean in the sky. I mean in the just in higher dimensions.

Well, so I started doing this deep dive because I've heard you and so many other people reference

this topic. Okay, and in varying degrees, of course. And I finally was like, look,

I've heard the man the myth, the legend of it all, right? I've heard people's opinions of it.

Let me go and do my own deep dive one. Let me look at the facts. Let me look at the folklore. Let

me look at the myths and legends surrounding it. I mean, like all of it. But because it's been

talked about so much, we really just, I needed to do this deep dive for me. And what I found

did in fact surprise me to varying degrees and then also confirm certain things in other degrees.

So whenever I reached out to you, I said, like, bro, it's time. We must do an episode.

I've been begging for this for this episode. We have. I've been begging, begging you for an

episode on the Emerald tablets. Okay. Let's go. Now, something that I do want to say,

beginning into it, I know that there are a lot of just a, just a little slight caveat here.

Not pertaining to the actual show. I know that there are a lot of people out there who will say,

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