Bananas, delicious, yellow, sexy bananas,

waiting to be ravaged or eaten normally by normal people

who like normal bananas in a normal way.

Did you know that Americans eat more bananas per year

than apples and oranges combined?

In other parts of the world, bananas more than rice,

more than potatoes, are what keep hundreds of millions

of people alive.

Bananas are great.

As a protein smoothie lover, I have a banana almost every day

and half for years.

I like to chop them up, put them in cereal,

or an acai bowl, I love banana bread,

banana cream pie, banana slices on some Nutella,

on a crepe, delicious.

For a while as a kid, my favorite dessert was a banana split.

And then there's banana pudding.

I could go on and on.

Bananas are great.

Such an easy and tasty snack on the go.

Bananas also help shape the modernization

of Central America in some really dark ways

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