#349 - Emergency Intro, The Nanny Estate and The Third Keir
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Remember the Cheeky Girls of noughties Lembit Opik fame? Well today it’s the Cheeky Boys. And former Lib Dem MP Opik is the only reference to politics you’re getting due to Elis’s unsanctioned cheekiness which manifests itself as being *too* balanced.
Elsewhere if you had 1,000 guesses as to what TV show John’s been watching this week, you still wouldn’t get it, and Producer Dave files through a formerly unknown Made Up Games repository.
To get in touch with the show, email hello@elisandjohn.com
For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at patreon.com/elisandjohn
For weekly visual highlights, head to youtube.com/@elisandjohn
For everything else, head to elisandjohn.com
The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Order in the co-op, Stacey Dooley, you may address the jury. |
| 0:05.0 | I call your attention to the brand new podcast famously on trial. |
| 0:10.0 | Celebrity scandals will be scrutinised, a list antics analyzed and influencer indictments |
| 0:16.8 | investigated. No case is off limits. Stacey Dooley will present the |
| 0:21.6 | evidence. Larry Dean will be the judge. |
| 0:23.9 | And I declare this podcast guilty of sounding criminally brilliant. |
| 0:27.8 | Famously on trial. |
| 0:29.5 | Listen on BBC sounds. |
| 0:31.5 | I arrest my case. |
| 0:35.3 | BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins show. Usually Ellis |
| 1:02.2 | would be providing scripted intro because we do it one |
| 1:05.6 | week on one week off one week on one week off unfortunately this is an emergency |
| 1:09.9 | intro to the show because Ellis did record and dictate. |
| 1:15.0 | No, what's the word on the floor? |
| 1:18.0 | Well, he scripted. |
| 1:19.0 | Ellis did script and read out his intro, but Dave deemed it too balanced given that we are recording the show |
| 1:26.2 | on the 5th of July. Major world events had influenced Ellis to the point of which he'd become |
| 1:31.0 | so balanced that his intro was just loads of synonyms. |
| 1:34.4 | Yeah, it was so neutral that was nothing in it and it couldn't work out what anyone meant. |
| 1:39.1 | I don't know what you were talking about. I thought it was some kind of modern art installation. And I'm sure it had nothing to do with the lack of sleep. |
| 1:45.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.8 | Maybe just skewed you well made you so balanced. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Significant Productions, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Significant Productions and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.