0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.0	Viewer discretion advised.
0:12.0	This turkey tastes half as good as it looks.
0:16.0	I think we're all in for a very big treat.
0:19.0	Save the neck for me, Clark. Okay, Eddie.
0:26.6	Ho, ho, ho, you lazy biche.
0:28.6	You better go, go to the fucking gym. Swole Norma.
0:40.3	The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the bacon is sizzling.
0:46.3	Welcome to the daily swole.
0:55.4	What's going on?
0:57.1	Beeshushes, Bustas Hustles,
0:59.8	Niahoes, it's your boy, Papa Swolio, back.
1:01.6	With another episode in today's episode,
1:03.2	The Beastcast is brought to you.
1:06.4	His power is sponsored by Everston K2,
1:08.9	flexing on all you.
1:11.6	The fucking Catalina line.
1:15.7	All right, fan, welcome to the show.
1:17.8	3483 Monday,
1:19.9	November the 17th, as my computer says,
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