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🗓️ 4 November 2021
⏱️ 165 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my god, you don't know how much we enjoyed that man. Welcome to Fat Man Beyond. I'm Kevin Smith. I'm Mark Benardi. |
| 0:25.0 | Hey, we were watching the counter climb and rise and like come on we lost 20. How that happened? |
| 0:37.0 | We lost a bigger. That was more fun than fucking Vegas and we win. Either way we win. |
| 0:45.0 | Either way, I just feel like we needed Steve Kornacki to be up here on the big board to tell us which districts we lost four people from. |
| 1:00.0 | There he is. Bamf man is we're doing a home show as you can see. So JC take a time off of his work schedule to bring me and Mark directly to you. |
| 1:14.0 | Normally we would be at the scum and villainy Cantina. We're not tonight. We're home. We're in the comfort of our own home. Mark's on the fucking moon or something. Where are you? |
| 1:23.0 | I am on the bridge of the executor I believe. You know the official flag ship of the Imperial Navy. You better not mouth off to the boss. He's one of these guys. |
| 1:39.0 | He's one of those yet do it daddy. |
| 1:43.0 | He's a quickster man in my version of Star Wars when he does this he's twisting your nuts. This is different gun choke. What's that what's that series that you know fantasy star wars start what's it called? |
| 1:56.0 | Vision's yeah give me a picture with more specific. Give me that visions episode where fucking beta is just choke forced choking everyone's nuts. |
| 2:06.0 | And they're like what the when did this start and he's like he realized that he don't get the same impact with folks anymore man he's even choking tropes for years nobody gives a shit anymore you go after the nuts you got their fucking attention. |
| 2:20.0 | I like every season the producers of Star Wars vision go to you for an episode in the first way is the orio erotic fixation of the due to just wants to show card season two what do you got smitty. |
| 2:31.0 | Here's what we're doing now he's for squeezing nuts like so we're because not even my kink. |
| 2:38.0 | My wife tried to choke me in bed I'd be like what the fuck what are you not I've been waiting for my wife tried to choke me in my sleep in bed but not during sex mark never during sex season three listen Mr. Smith what are you going to do with forced choking and nuts this well just do what I'm going to choke to |
| 2:56.4 | death on somebody's nuts that wound up in somebody else's votes by way of wait for it. |
| 3:03.4 | Just two guys being slowly brought together space like please no please Lord Vader no you're going to do it he's forcing people to T bag |
| 3:17.4 | lifting them up in the air and forcing the T bag that's that's when Star Wars has my attention again. |
| 3:26.4 | Star Wars has been attention again now fucking taveron for lonely man that doing good at Star Wars as we saw from a certain trailer that we shall talk about momentarily book a |
| 3:37.4 | lot of what I know a guy who shot but before we do anything on this here episode of fat man beyond which we're starting early this is the early bird special why me and marker senior citizens so we're going to do the show and we're going to go |
| 3:55.4 | go and growl and get a discount fucking meal because men of our age of a certain age are entitled to senior citizen discounts tell him about the blue plate special I want my Southbury state I want to preach you I'm going to give |
| 4:09.4 | as many mashed potatoes as I possibly choke down and I'm going to make it difficult for him because I'm going to be like are these vegan is this vegan I'm going to give it like is this vegan before we do |
| 4:21.4 | anything we got give it up we got two sponsors tonight we do two sponsors I hope that turns somebody on ladies and gentlemen two sponsors the first of which you know and you love ladies and gentlemen give it |
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