This is a headgun podcast.

Fake the nation episode 347.

Hello, hello, this is Fake the nation where we talk about the news, we talk about culture

and where the anniversary of the COVID lockdowns happened and we didn't even notice.

Or was that just me?

I didn't notice.

I am your host again, Parasad.

And as a host of a current events podcast, I wonder if I'm doing my job wrong that I

literally didn't even mention anything about it last week.

Or is it just that we're all over remembering it because we remembered it every day for

so long and now we don't have to exactly, I don't know.

Well, we're going to continue to not talk about it and instead we'll ask if this is the

end of English major.

We'll also talk about the hazards of searching for marriage material and we'll dip into the

cultural grab bag to assess airplane etiquette and DNA etiquette.

And before we get started, I want to actually let listeners know we're taping unusually

early this week.

So if news happens and you expect that we're covering it, we're not covering it because

we're taping a little early because I'm guest hosting way, way, don't tell me this week.

So tune in this weekend for my guest hosting shenanigans.

All right.

I am so excited about today's panel.

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