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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:19.6

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

0:22.8

My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,

0:27.2

James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:31.6

facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go. Starting with fact number

0:38.0

one, that is James. Okay my fat this week is that in 1978, chess player Victor Kochnoy

0:46.1

accused Anna Tolly Carp of cheating using an elaborate yoga-based code.

0:51.3

Was it an elaborate yoga or an elaborate code? I actually added that word elaborate,

0:59.9

to kind of make it feel a bit better than it actually is. No it isn't elaborate yoga,

1:04.8

it was blueberry wasn't it? How's that basic of the yoghurt that you're reading today?

1:08.8

You think blueberries elaborate? Well anything about standard Greek is elaborate.

1:13.1

I've read some places that it's blueberry but some places that it might be the even more elaborate

1:17.8

blueberry yoghurt. Okay that actually that really is. Yeah.

1:23.0

But basically what happened was we'll get onto everything that was happening around there

1:27.7

at the time because it was an extremely controversial match. But Carp of was just playing chess and

1:33.0

then suddenly someone brought him a yoga and no one knew that they were going to bring a yoga.

1:36.5

Normally you would have your snacks at very specific times but suddenly they just brought him this

1:41.6

blueberry or blueberry yoghurt and then he made a really good move and Kochnoy who for various

1:47.1

reasons was quite suspicious though that this must have been a code and whatever the flavor of the

1:52.7

yoghurt was going to be that was telling him what kind of move he had to make. And then Kochnoy

1:58.8

later on he did say that it was a joke and he was trying to sort of parody the fact that people

2:04.4

are always blaming each other of cheating but the truth is that he definitely did make the accusation,

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