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346 - Twisted Tales (9/3/19)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

News

4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Will was out of town and Chris was at a wedding, so it's up to Matt, Felix and Virgil on the sticks, running the show and recording themselves for a freewheeling ep covering Beto, Brexit, Bret, Joker, Rego, and more.

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0:00.0

Catchy, mooshy, mooshy laughs

0:25.0

I'm a one small thing. Yeah, when you bring me out, can we introduce me to Joker?

0:32.0

Hey everyone, it is Labor Day weekend and you know what that means. Let's get this over with.

0:56.0

But there is one piece of housekeeping that we have put off for so, so long.

1:03.0

Two months ago, TV's Matt Christmas lost that against Virgil, Texas.

1:10.0

And Sega the Bat, I don't even remember what the Bat was about, but Sega the Bat was loser, Matt Christmas watches the view for a month.

1:18.0

I said I do it. And he's gonna do it because fortunately the day after Labor Day September 3rd, the view comes back from their summer hiatus.

1:28.0

All the people you love will be there. Whoopie Goldberg, Sunny Haas, Joy Baylar, Megan McCain, Anna Navarro Cartinas, and Abby Huntsman, who is coming back from attorney to leave.

1:47.0

According to her last Instagram bump date, she will be back this fall.

1:52.0

I just love how they've got two, like, two daughters of failed presidential candidates.

1:59.0

What is, where does that happen? How, in what universe does that just accent? We just, we just somehow ended up with two daughters of failed Republican presidential candidates.

2:10.0

It's like, is Harold Stassen's daughter gonna show up next?

2:13.0

Matt will have to watch the first half. It's an hour long. You only, you're only have to watch the first half.

2:19.0

But that's the best half because that's when they talk about it.

2:22.0

Yeah, no.

2:24.0

You know what? This is what John, the thing about presidential daughters, John Kerry's daughter, she became like a normal actress.

2:30.0

She was in Spartan with Val Kilmer and then never heard from again.

2:35.0

Yeah, she's a bartender in Spartan.

2:37.0

Alex Zandra, Kerry.

2:38.0

Yes.

2:39.0

Interesting.

2:40.0

Yeah, no, respect for anyone. Respect for any presidential child who I have never heard of.

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