RUNK

HA HA HA HA

I got canceled

My son has cried every single day for three years

And it's crazy because over the last three years I've cried every single day

For different reasons you know he's like I'm hungry

I'm like I want my fucking career back asshole

I'm doing all this therapy she said to me well that's no surprise you're a comedian

And I said what do you mean? I know you think you like to do stand up because you like to make people laugh

When people laugh that means that they accept you and you need that

And that's when I was like you're a fucking bitch

I'm just a guy and I'm just trying to do better

Okay? They don't want you to change that's the truth

I got back on stage and people were just like what the fuck you are?

But I thought I'm so fucking hard

Okay listen to me listen to me

All right my special grow or die

My fifth special is available for pre-order now until midnight

It is available now crystalia.com

I have self-released this in the gangster way

I put it out there and you are able to purchase it now pre-order

At a certain price it's eight dollars

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