I want to give a compliment right now.

Chris Kent.

I've known you for, I don't know, 12 years, maybe more.

Correct. Best haircut I've ever seen on you. Are you serious? That is a hell of a haircut. There's actually a bit of a story behind this haircut, man. Well, that's what we're here for. Wow. You both have similar haircuts? Yeah, yeah. Maybe, yeah. Do you what I'd say?

That's a lot tighter.

It's kind of bit tighter, yeah.

That's tighter.

I was meant to be doing the 6 o'clock show and my... Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah. Do what I'd say, that's a lot tighter? It's gone a bit tighter, yeah.

That's tighter.

I was meant to be doing the 6 o'clock show, and my wife is like, get a hair cut. Yeah, because you're a bit scruffy, like, you know. So yesterday, and I was in Dublin, so I was away from my normal barber. So I was like, I don't know about that. Also, I don't like...

Tell me about it.

Tell me about it.

You probably get a haircut and cork for five euro. Oh, no, not for five euro. What's a haircut now? My normal guy is about 20. Maybe I might give 25. Yeah. It's 15 up here. What's the nationality, if you don't mind me asking? My normal guy? Iranian. J.B. Barbers, Marina Market. Fantastic. And just out of loyalty to him, I'm not going to plug the one I went to in Dublin. That guy was Iraqi. A guy in Dublin was a dub, actually. I go in and very fancy looking barbers, pictures of peeky blinders everywhere, men smoking cigars.

Why did you pick this one?

I just Google mapped it most hit rate of good reviews.

I'm not taking any chances.

I had a very bad experience a couple of weeks ago in Bristol,

which I will get to next,

where I got caught on the hop again.

So basically, I go and did this barbers and he goes to me, I said, do you need an appointment here? He goes, no, no, no, I'll fit you in there. And then he looked at me and went, but it's 42 euro. And I didn't like that. As in like, he thinks I can't afford it. I was like, do you know what, I'll have two? I'll give me two. two hair across and he goes

42 he thinks I can't afford it. I was like, do you know what? I'll have two. I'll give me two.

Two haircuts, man. And he goes, already two. And I was like, yeah, no problem. And he goes, do you want to drink? I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? So he was like, water, whiskey, coffee. I said, goancher. Yeah, all of them. It's included, like, you know. A bottle of whiskey, a bag of your coffee. It is the most ridiculous thing. 42 euro for a hair. It's, like he brings me the coffee. You're under the apron. You're under the apron. You can't do anything. Yeah. He puts the coffee up there and he puts a napkin on it in case any hair goes into it.

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