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🗓️ 12 January 2019
⏱️ 159 minutes
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Come with me on a trip down memory lane. To a simpler time. A time when people were different. A time of life, of laughs, and of love. Back. Way back. Back to like 3 weeks ago. Back to 2018.
Join me as I relive the year that was. In podcast, travel, drugs, music, and comedy. I go over all that 2018 brought me.
Upcoming Road Dates
DC - Jan 15 (storyteller show) 6th and I
Denver - Jan 24-27 - Comedy Works
SLC - Feb 1&2 (storyteller shows) Wiseguys
San Diego - Feb 15-17 - La Jolla Comedy Store
Los Angeles Feb 19 - Comedy Store
Phoenix - March 7 - Standup Live
Tempe - March 8&9 - Tempe Improv
Miami - March 14 - Miami Improv
West Palm - March 15&16 - West Palm Beach Improv
Las Vegas - March 21-24 (short sets) - Comedy Cellar Vegas
Toronto - April 6 - Danforth Music Hall
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0:00.0 | La, you know, I don't want it. |
0:03.3 | La Shaqran. |
0:04.3 | He said, sir, please, I carried you right. |
0:05.9 | I'm like, La Shaqran. |
0:07.3 | Sir, please, and they follow you. |
0:09.6 | They follow you. |
0:10.6 | La Shaqran, La Shaqran, La Shaqran. |
0:12.9 | And all they want to do, I see the sun going down. |
0:15.2 | And all they want to do is get to the Nile River to watch a sunset over the Nile. |
0:21.4 | La Shaqran. |
0:22.4 | And he keeps following me. |
0:24.2 | La Shaqran, I'm like, I don't want to, I have no interest. |
0:27.2 | Please, I don't want it. |
0:28.2 | I'm going that way. |
0:29.8 | Sir, I carried you right. |
0:30.8 | La Shaqran. |
0:31.8 | Chief, I don't want it. |
0:32.8 | No price. |
0:33.8 | I don't want it. |
0:34.8 | La Shaqran. |
0:35.8 | And then I move past them and he starts cursing at me. |
0:38.4 | Because I'm not going to, he starts following me. |
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