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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

#346: My 2018 Year in Review

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2019

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Come with me on a trip down memory lane. To a simpler time. A time when people were different. A time of life, of laughs, and of love. Back. Way back. Back to like 3 weeks ago. Back to 2018.

Join me as I relive the year that was. In podcast, travel, drugs, music, and comedy. I go over all that 2018 brought me.

Upcoming Road Dates

DC - Jan 15 (storyteller show) 6th and I

Denver - Jan 24-27 - Comedy Works

SLC - Feb 1&2 (storyteller shows) Wiseguys

San Diego - Feb 15-17 - La Jolla Comedy Store

Los Angeles Feb 19 - Comedy Store

Phoenix - March 7 - Standup Live

Tempe - March 8&9 - Tempe Improv

Miami - March 14 - Miami Improv

West Palm - March 15&16 - West Palm Beach Improv

Las Vegas - March 21-24 (short sets) - Comedy Cellar Vegas

Toronto - April 6 - Danforth Music Hall

Transcript

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0:00.0

La, you know, I don't want it.

0:03.3

La Shaqran.

0:04.3

He said, sir, please, I carried you right.

0:05.9

I'm like, La Shaqran.

0:07.3

Sir, please, and they follow you.

0:09.6

They follow you.

0:10.6

La Shaqran, La Shaqran, La Shaqran.

0:12.9

And all they want to do, I see the sun going down.

0:15.2

And all they want to do is get to the Nile River to watch a sunset over the Nile.

0:21.4

La Shaqran.

0:22.4

And he keeps following me.

0:24.2

La Shaqran, I'm like, I don't want to, I have no interest.

0:27.2

Please, I don't want it.

0:28.2

I'm going that way.

0:29.8

Sir, I carried you right.

0:30.8

La Shaqran.

0:31.8

Chief, I don't want it.

0:32.8

No price.

0:33.8

I don't want it.

0:34.8

La Shaqran.

0:35.8

And then I move past them and he starts cursing at me.

0:38.4

Because I'm not going to, he starts following me.

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