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The Snark Tank

#345: Heil Sydney Sweeney

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Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Snartek.

0:10.0

You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, Tom Sweeney.

0:23.9

Sit back and prepare for some action.

0:29.2

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

0:35.6

Welcome to the Star Trek podcast.

0:36.6

It is me, Chris.

0:37.4

It is him, Sweeney. It is him, Derek. Look at him. Hey, I got my sunglasses back on because I woke up with horrible allergies. Wait, what do you mean? I don't know. I woke up and my nostrils were almost both shut. So I was like, you know, sleeping horribly and drooling and shit.

0:55.7

Are you allergic to ants by any chance?

0:57.7

I've never heard of that.

1:00.1

No, because it might have been all the ants that I sent over to your... No, they're just crawling in my face.

1:01.9

Yeah, yeah, swimming in your eyes.

1:03.9

Swimming in my eyes.

1:06.1

Yeah.

1:06.4

That's crazy. Dude, fucking Jojo just started working from home.

1:13.0

Like she got, the job the job wanted to keep her and, uh, moving. And I was like, crazy. Cool. Second day. Late. What do you mean?

1:21.5

What do you mean? From home?

1:23.8

Yeah. I was crazy. So funny. funny. Wait, she was late from home.

1:28.4

Yeah.

1:29.3

Lily is late from home sometimes too.

1:31.0

And I'm just like, hey, crazy.

1:32.9

To be fair, she thought she sent, she thought she set her alarm for every day.

1:37.6

She only said it for one day.

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