345: A Cuck 22 Situation

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:30.0	podcast and we're on episode like 344 I think somewhere in that general ballpark Jackson's
0:38.8	living in future fantasy land so he's seen Mission Impossible. He said it's good so that's
0:43.6	your update on the week there. Thank you for updating them. There's nothing will that I
0:49.1	could possibly say about that without pissing you guys off and the audience off. There's
0:54.0	like nothing I could say other than it's good. Isn't it, isn't it tragic? I felt like
0:58.8	seeing it early you can't talk about it with anyone. But the greatest feeling ever.
1:04.3	I get to hold it over you guys. I saw what Ethan Hunt did in Mission Impossible 7. It's
1:08.9	fact fantastic. It was so cool. The train scene you're gonna love it.
1:15.1	I'm excited. I'm spoiling it. They're welcome. They're just playing in it. Oh god. Yeah,
1:21.6	have you guys not fucking seen like the nine months leading up to this movie's release like Tom
1:25.6	Cruz is just constant posting of the behind the scenes. Tom Cruz is in it. Jack's and spoilers.
1:33.6	The entire promotional run of this movie has just been like no trailers, no movie trailers.
1:41.6	It's basically just the behind the scenes footage of the stunts. Yeah, it lived up to it.
1:46.8	They fucking created a train for this movie just to destroy it in one shot. That's so fucking
1:53.4	like incredible. I loved it. I don't know if I liked it more than John Wick for or not.
1:59.4	I think so. I think it was more fun overall. You're making sure at least uncomfortable.
2:05.5	Why? Oh, I thought didn't you just say stop?
2:10.2	Huh? No, what? Do you have like being haunted or something? No one's new Jack's. I thought after
2:16.2	Jack's it was like getting back into kind of spoilers. You went stop or maybe that was not you.
2:21.7	I don't know. That was you're in a monologue. Yeah, that was my voice. I don't think there was a single
2:26.6	other sound besides Jackson. Yeah. Well, somebody said stuff so someone has to fess up to it.
2:33.4	Yeah, I don't know, man. You're living in a haunted apartment, I guess, brother.
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