0:00.0	Go to the fucking gym you chode.
0:09.3	The sun is shining.
0:10.6	The birds are chirping.
0:12.4	The bacon is sizzling.
0:14.7	Welcome to the daily swole.
0:22.9	What's going on?
0:26.0	Beesches, booshes, bustus, and ye'all hoes.
0:28.2	It's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode.
0:30.9	In today's episode, the Beescast is brought to you as powered as sponsored by Everston K2 flexing on all you Beeshes.
0:36.1	There we go.
0:39.0	What's the fucking shot? I was no one. all you beaches. There we go. All right.
0:41.6	All right.
0:44.0	Let's get this party started.
0:45.5	Let's get this underway.
0:47.4	Today,
0:48.0	it is Fuck Your Resolution Day.
0:49.8	Obviously on October 1st was the beginning,
0:52.6	the first day officially of Fuck Your Resolution season, which starts now.
0:56.7	Today, or actually a couple days ago, October 1st, we run this for the last three months.
1:03.1	We run this for about five or six months because it's fuck your resolutions from October till about February or March because now people are waiting until, well, they're waiting for January 1st. They're waiting until, oh, there's so much candy. And we got to do hay rides and there's Halloween and there's Thanksgiving and then there's Christmas and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And people just make excuses in order to delay their start. And then, of course, after the new year comes around, people make bullshit resolutions that they don't keep.
1:31.5	So fuck your resolutions.
1:32.8	Start today.
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