Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show back here in our home in Dubai broadcasting from the United Arab Emirates for tax purposes.

Very excited to be with you go and watch that Colin Quinn episode. It's a great episode.

We talk a lot about comedy so far.

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And we're back. We're back. We're still on the road.

We've got a few day Chicago theaters almost sold out in Chicago.

The Masonic in San Francisco, we have some seats left and it's because people are very scared about parking their car and walking to the theater in San Francisco,

because they recently just had to call in the National Guard to deal with the fentanyl and homeless epidemic in San Francisco.

Hey, I mean, listen, I understand that, but let's be honest, you're a fucking pussy.

If you can't deal with that for a few blocks, it's a few blocks.

Get as close as you can, bring a bat and walk for three blocks with a bat and then leave the bat and then come in the theater.

It's fine. Most people are not going to be maimed going to that show.

Someone will. That's the that statistic. That's unfortunately someone walking the show is going to get maimed and maybe permanently.

I don't know. Losing eye will be a scar. Someone, but it's the likelihood that it's you is almost nothing.

It will be someone might be a couple someone walking to my show in San Francisco is going to get it.

But it's so rare that it would be you to not want to go.

It's so statistically, it's almost impossible that it's going to be you.

They're going to pick up like it's going to be a big group of people moving towards the venue and then they're just going to pick off the people on the sides of the group.

Have you ever seen lions the way they so it's not a big thing.

And we've got that. We have a casino in.

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