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Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

344 - Matthew’s Penance

Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

Tabletop Champions

Rpg, Other Games, Podcast, D&d, D&d5e, Actualplay, Realplay, Leisure, Comedy, Dnd, Dnd5e

4.8797 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0

Before we get started, someone to roll me a D4, because there's one more prep thing.

0:03.2

I have to finish a little fast.

0:05.4

I'm sorry, D4?

0:06.8

A D4.

0:07.5

Uh-huh.

0:08.0

Whoever gets a first.

0:09.4

Three.

0:10.0

Perfect.

0:10.4

Thank you.

0:11.6

You're welcome.

0:12.6

All right, got it.

0:14.5

Okay, okay, okay.

0:15.9

Is that how many of us are going to die today?

0:17.8

Oh, damn.

0:18.6

You know, so well?

0:19.3

No. You'll be fine. Maybe. Possibly. Bye. Hello and welcome to another episode of Team Top Champions.

0:48.3

I'm your unprepared DM, Lauren, and with me tonight we have Ben who plays Dersen.

0:52.6

Hello.

1:11.3

Matt, who plays Boreas. Welcome to the dumpster fire. Kyle who plays Wolfgang. And Steph, ooh, you were Robody. Are you there? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Maybe you're okay now. I'm just sitting here. I didn't do anything. Okay. You're doing great, buddice.

1:14.6

Stephanie who plays in Texas.

1:17.1

Uh, hoi hoi.

1:19.1

Hi guys.

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