344: Fish Taco Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way.

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Headlines:

Missouri’s Attorney General Refers 12 Predator Priests for Prosecution

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/14/missouris-attorney-general-refers-12-predator-priests-for-prosecution/

Worshipers in Chicago Think This Virgin Mary Painting is “Weeping” Healing Oils: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/11/worshipers-in-chicago-think-this-virgin-mary-painting-is-weeping-healing-oils/

Trump's faith adviser blessed the White House with "the superior blood of Jesus":

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/11/trumps-faith-adviser-blessed-the-white-house-with-the-superior-blood-of-jesus/

Church tricked homeless people into slavery: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/11/12-church-leaders-accused-of-forcing-homeless-people-into-slavery-for-money/

Anti-Abortion Group Sells “1972” Necklaces to Combat Pro-Choice “1973” Jewelry: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/12/anti-abortion-group-sells-1972-necklaces-to-combat-pro-choice-1973-jewelry/

Man uses chainsaw to cut phallus off Māori carving in order to please God: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/13/man-uses-chainsaw-to-cut-phallus-off-maori-carving-in-order-to-please-god/

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This Week in Misogyny:

P-Robes warns god will punish us for abortion with leprosy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/09/pat-robertson-because-of-legal-abortion-god-will-punish-us-with-leprosy/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning before the Senate says even over all have said fuck.
0:04.0	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com
0:09.0	and by Stamps.biz, the show company I started to insulate a bidding war with Stamps.com for Skating Atheist sponsorship.
0:19.0	Stamps.biz, your move, fuckers, and now the Skating Atheist.
0:25.0	Dad, I'm worried that I'm not fitting in at your company Worldwide Pun.
0:30.0	Come here and look at this photo. See that guy, the old company Halloween party?
0:34.0	The one in the monkey suit? Yeah, that's Phil, a co-founder. He was a top-down kind of guy.
0:40.0	But he left the company because we wanted to be employee-focused. There's no eye in team west.
0:45.0	You get what I'm saying? No. We did in fact evolve from Phil the monkey man.
0:51.0	You know, no one likes puns, Dad.
0:55.0	Music
1:11.0	Ahhhhhhhhhh...
1:14.0	It's Thursday. It's September 19th. And it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
1:21.0	Boy, this immense poverty in my home country of Senegal,
1:26.0	sure has forced me into murder and theft a lot.
1:29.0	Yep, nailed it. I'm no illusions.
1:31.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:33.0	He's then right. And from Stedman, Oprah's New Jersey.
1:37.0	Cincinnati Swing State. And good husband, Georgia. This is the Skating Atheist.
1:41.0	Oh, this week's episode, Chicago worshippers will shale Mary.
1:46.0	We'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the Chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river.
1:51.0	And we'll encourage kids to fuck vegetables the right way.
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