343-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. This is the only podcast that provides cool insight like that. Also, Top Dog did it again. Yup, you guessed it, his face meat hit the numbers on the phone when we spoke to him. Oh yeah, he sharted too. Great story. All that and more. Just get your jeans on.

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0:00.0	I'm scared, diarrhea.
0:05.0	Oh my goodness.
0:07.0	Oh, it's the past.
0:10.0	The goal that I have every day.
0:13.0	Give me diarrhea.
0:14.0	Give you diarrhea.
0:16.0	It worked.
0:19.0	This is submitted by Rostu.
0:25.0	I like it.
0:26.0	Did he make it?
0:27.0	Apparently.
0:29.0	We think so.
0:34.0	Shit.
0:35.0	So, yeah, welcome to your mom's house podcast.
0:41.0	I'm your host, Tom Sagura, along with the lovely challenges, hilarious.
0:47.0	It's Jeans of a Jeans seat.
0:50.0	It's so radio, Iveo.
0:53.0	Oh my god.
0:54.0	Hey.
0:55.0	Hey.
0:58.0	Thank you to all the wonderful crowds that came to Jack my sonville in Florida this weekend.
1:05.0	You guys were fan-fucking-tastic.
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