342-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2016

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This week we have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words. Someone even said it to the Prez! Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFUL and a DENTAL UPDATE that will have you brushing extra hard tonight. Seems like Mozart was a mommy, 20,000 years ago when he was alive and that's just somethin you gotta Respek.

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0:00.0	Alright, we're going, we're going, yeah.
0:02.0	Sex with me, so amated.
0:05.5	It's great.
0:06.5	Is that where you gotta work, work, work, work, work.
0:09.0	That's amazing.
0:10.0	Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
0:11.5	All this evilness, I don't want it.
0:15.7	Don't want it.
0:17.7	If there's a cure for this, it's snappy.
0:20.3	I don't want it.
0:21.3	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
0:23.4	Dad likes this.
0:24.8	This is sexy jam.
0:31.8	I feel like I'm at the pool now.
0:33.8	You want some sun tan lotion, baby?
0:35.8	Yeah.
0:36.8	Now, this is a sprite vick submitted this song.
0:44.8	Okay, it's fun.
0:45.8	I like it a lot.
0:46.8	I like it a lot.
0:47.8	It's like a real real song.
0:51.8	Man, now he made this himself.
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