343: Tom Cruise
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2018
⏱️ 51 minutes
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In this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Tiki cannot come over after school. |
| 0:35.8 | After school. |
| 0:37.8 | We can meet up here. |
| 0:40.6 | He's a chipmunk too. |
| 0:43.8 | Deadmark too. |
| 0:45.8 | Did your mom get back from a shopping trip? |
| 0:51.2 | Shopping trip. |
| 0:54.2 | I like the way she bakes and how she makes chocolate chips. |
| 1:01.2 | And I know that she's married. |
| 1:04.2 | I need some advice. |
| 1:06.2 | Because if she gets with me, I'll take her to a carat nice. |
| 1:10.2 | Tiki's mom has got it going on. |
| 1:14.2 | She's all out. |
| 1:16.2 | And yeah, that seems like such a job. |
| 1:18.2 | Tiki, don't you see? |
| 1:20.2 | I love your mom's cookies. |
| 1:22.2 | I need to know. |
| 1:24.2 | I wear you to a passion. |
| 1:27.2 | Fuck you John. |
| 1:29.2 | Fuck was that. |
| 1:31.2 | So it was just a parody of Stacy's mom that it was about your mom. |
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