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God Awful Movies

343: The Chosen

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen. It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory.
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0:00.0

Okay, but here's the thing. And again, Emma, not to offend your people. These are two,

0:10.6

what I'm gonna call very posh Brits doing this fight choreography. So they don't so much

0:16.9

fight as they're like, I say, give me your wrist. Now I should wear my mother. Step, step,

0:22.3

step. They do, they look like they're fighting with four broken wrists. Yeah.

0:37.8

Welcome back to the Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian

0:53.4

cinema because once that shows up on your resume, nothing's gonna come after it. I'm your

0:57.3

host, Noah Luzons. He'll be unable to join us today, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast

1:01.4

is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir? I am amazing. Yeah,

1:09.3

it's a little more fun than we normally have. We're also excited to welcome skeptical

1:12.4

YouTuber, woman who lives in Kent, Hobin's Minds, Mind, Rent, Free and brand new guest

1:15.8

massacres. Emma Thorne, Emma, welcome to God off of movies. Hi, thank you for having me.

1:21.1

You're quite welcome. It occurs to me now that I've said it that lives in Kent, Hobin's Mind

1:24.8

implies a slummy existence that I don't want to saddle you with. So, you know, probably

1:28.8

just want to emphasize that that's we're making a joke. Yeah, it's unpleasant in here.

1:36.5

But there are no taxes though, right? You're just a right. Yeah, for sure. Freeman on the

1:40.9

brain. Tax free. This is where the sovereign citizens actually live. Boy, don't think.

1:47.5

Yeah, right. So tell us Emma, what will we be breaking down today? Well, it depends who

1:52.3

you ask. I believe you guys watched the chosen. I actually watched Rain of Fire. Oh, really?

1:58.3

Because this movie has three different titles. And yeah, some other people watched yet

2:03.2

another title. Yeah, the worst one. Holocaust 2000. I think that's the best one, honestly.

2:11.4

Do you? Okay. All right. So I think I, I honestly, I kind of like Holocaust 2000. I'm

2:15.8

going to be honest with you. So Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you loved the

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