343: Sealing Away The Ocean

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about sealing away the ocean.

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:30 Jackson Returns

02:14 The Titanic Submersible

09:10 Andrew Hates the Zoo

12:37 The Titanic Submersible (pt. 2)

22:12 Kaya wants to Delete the Ocean

24:48 Fitbod

27:01 Mint Mobile

28:38 The Orcas are Fighting Back

31:32 Hoarding Nuclear Waste

34:18 Cities on Top of Cities

38:41 Pixar’s Decline

50:49 Secret Invasion’s A.I. Intro

55:41 Twomad

58:05 Gamer Rage

01:07:11 Wrap

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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:30.0	episode 343 of the official podcast. I'm now back in Australia, back in my comfort zone.
0:36.1	So there should be no issues whatsoever with how this episode pans out in terms of my connectivity
0:42.0	to the overall show. How are you guys doing? You guys in your respective places? No one's going to
0:46.8	walk about. I hope so. Yeah. All right, that's good. That's good. All right, everything's back to normal.
0:54.1	One of the best things about traveling, I've realized is getting home.
0:58.8	Getting home is honestly like one of the best feelings ever, just like sliding back into your comfort zone
1:04.7	after two and a half weeks of being MIA basically feels so good.
1:08.8	Singer, singer own toilets. It's the best thing. Yeah, and you're in bed. Not having to worry about
1:16.2	if you'll find someone to sleep that night. Stuff like food, electricity. I'm making
1:23.7	even said like a war zone. But like some of the epamas literally didn't let us in. So,
1:29.4	you know, they're working so on to that. It's nice to have some safety now. I'm glad you're back.
1:36.7	I'm glad that you're not there anymore since you didn't like it. Yeah, and I'm happy to now
1:41.7	announce for the first time on the official podcast. I'll be returning to London next week.
1:46.1	I'm going to try to make this a monthly annual visit just to see how England pans out.
1:52.7	I don't think I'm going back there for a while. Oh, pussy.
1:58.4	But it's not going to stop me from traveling, Andrew. I'm still going to go to Japan. Oh, pussy.
2:05.5	Okay. So, what did I miss while I was up in the skies for four days basically?
2:12.9	I don't know what did happen this week. Who wants to go first? We all had to come up. We all know what's
2:20.0	there. I even got fucking like alerts up in the sky somehow through like no internet and stuff
2:26.0	about the submarine. Are we really not going to talk about the submarine? It's old news. It's old news,
2:31.6	but it's still like massive. There's still something to be out till Sunday. It's going to be even
2:36.2	older by the time this comes out. That news died the moment everyone found out they just imploded.
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