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The Official Podcast

343: Sealing Away The Ocean

The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:30.0

episode 343 of the official podcast. I'm now back in Australia, back in my comfort zone.

0:36.1

So there should be no issues whatsoever with how this episode pans out in terms of my connectivity

0:42.0

to the overall show. How are you guys doing? You guys in your respective places? No one's going to

0:46.8

walk about. I hope so. Yeah. All right, that's good. That's good. All right, everything's back to normal.

0:54.1

One of the best things about traveling, I've realized is getting home.

0:58.8

Getting home is honestly like one of the best feelings ever, just like sliding back into your comfort zone

1:04.7

after two and a half weeks of being MIA basically feels so good.

1:08.8

Singer, singer own toilets. It's the best thing. Yeah, and you're in bed. Not having to worry about

1:16.2

if you'll find someone to sleep that night. Stuff like food, electricity. I'm making

1:23.7

even said like a war zone. But like some of the epamas literally didn't let us in. So,

1:29.4

you know, they're working so on to that. It's nice to have some safety now. I'm glad you're back.

1:36.7

I'm glad that you're not there anymore since you didn't like it. Yeah, and I'm happy to now

1:41.7

announce for the first time on the official podcast. I'll be returning to London next week.

1:46.1

I'm going to try to make this a monthly annual visit just to see how England pans out.

1:52.7

I don't think I'm going back there for a while. Oh, pussy.

1:58.4

But it's not going to stop me from traveling, Andrew. I'm still going to go to Japan. Oh, pussy.

2:05.5

Okay. So, what did I miss while I was up in the skies for four days basically?

2:12.9

I don't know what did happen this week. Who wants to go first? We all had to come up. We all know what's

2:20.0

there. I even got fucking like alerts up in the sky somehow through like no internet and stuff

2:26.0

about the submarine. Are we really not going to talk about the submarine? It's old news. It's old news,

2:31.6

but it's still like massive. There's still something to be out till Sunday. It's going to be even

2:36.2

older by the time this comes out. That news died the moment everyone found out they just imploded.

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