343: ON LOCATION - Michael's Condo

The Michael Scott Podcast Company

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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“This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings, those are like 17 feet high. We have cable readiness right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out." Bring some wine glasses and…a person—this week we’re talking about Michael’s Condo! Following in the tradition of our location-specific episodes, we dedicate this week’s show to Michael’s humble abode, bachelor pad, and (according to Dwight) his coffin. We ago through the appearances and evolution of the space, from its empty beginnings to its Dinner Party decor and its final appearance as part of the Michael Scott Paper Company. And naturally we mention all of the plasma screen TVs, hand chairs, and enormous breakfasts along the way. Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss the mockumentary format and give some thoughts on the Super Bowl! Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor content, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was a spotlight operator for one of the summer, like, musical camps that I did when I was a counselor.
0:06.0	And they were like, oh, you're going to be spot.
0:07.3	And that's like the most, it's got the biggest scale of like, if you do your job perfectly,
0:13.9	no one will ever, ever know you're there.
0:15.5	And if you mess up once, everyone immediately knows exactly who messed up and it was you.
0:20.3	Because like the spotlight
0:21.2	goes off the person. The entire audience is like, oh, they get distracted. And like the magic
0:27.4	goes away. And I feel like 100% on you. Everyone immediately knows it's you. And it's like,
0:33.1	one time in like fifth or sixth grade, I got to like operate a spotlight for the Christmas pageant that we did.
0:42.1	Oh boy.
0:43.0	And it was just like on.
0:44.1	This was your freshman year?
0:45.4	It was like on the floor.
0:47.5	And like it was fine because I didn't really have to do much.
0:51.5	I just kind of had to like move it around.
0:53.8	I mean, it's like the, there's not a lot of motion in like the Christmas nativity,
0:58.3	you know, right? But like if I was off like. Keep one on the baby Jesus. Keep one on Mary. Right. But like, and I would have to move it a little bit. but like if I went on or off it was like it would just go right into the it's like a lot of kids
1:11.1	standing and singing right so if I was off, it was like, it would just go right into the, it's like a lot of kids standing and singing, right?
1:12.4	So if I was off by just a little bit, it would just like go right into the eyes of my fellow students.
1:18.2	And it's like, if you're watching it, that's the only thing you're going to see.
1:23.5	It doesn't matter what's happening on stage.
1:25.9	Yeah.
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