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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Scrotal calcifications, bioenergy fields (such as they are), the carnivore diet (such as it is), irritable bowel syndrome, and more! PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com premium.doctorsteve.com (offer code FLUID) simplyherbals.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:08.1	I need to touch it.
0:09.2	Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:10.7	Yeah, me garreted.
0:16.2	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:19.5	I've got Tobolivis dripping from my nose. I've got the lepria crushing my esophagus. I've got Tobolivodes dripping from my nose.
0:21.6	I've got the leprosy of the heart valve,
0:24.6	exacerbating my imbrettable woes.
0:26.6	I want to take my brain now,
0:28.6	plastic width of wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsitating shave.
0:32.6	I want a magic pill
0:33.6	for my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
0:38.1	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
0:43.5	I want a requiem for my disease.
0:46.2	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
0:48.3	Dr. Steve.
0:49.6	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history broadcast.
0:54.3	Radio now a podcast. I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal. Dr. Scott, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history broadcast. Radio now a podcast.
0:55.4	I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal.
0:57.3	Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medical practitioner who keeps the alternative medicine assholes at bay.
1:02.2	Hello, Dr. Scott.
1:03.4	Hey, Dr. Steve.
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