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How Long Gone

343. - Joe Mande

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Joe Mande is a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. You’ve seen him on Parks & Rec, Modern Family, and most recently HBO’s Hacks. We chat about putting the paws on people, getting some "cut," the backstory on a friend's bespoke shirt, the food at San Vicente Bungalows, Cameo trying to recruit him, TJ ran into Maron at Whole Foods, the underground world of cops on Tik Tok, pissmaxing, working as a pharmacy delivery boy in high school, the various pieces of merch that Joe sells on his website, taking an experimental drug for his IBS, running around the reservoir, smoking pot with Seth Rogen is like playing a pickup game with Jordan, Joe started wearing sweatshorts during the plannedemic, Soulja Boy's entrepreneurial ventures, and he pitches us on his idea for Celebrity Shark Tank. instagram.com/joemande twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the Chris Black on the on the Zoom mic recorder. How are you chief?

0:21.0

Mm How am I? I'm feeling a little little shvitzy a little hot. I just got out of the sauna I did take a cold shower where I kind of sat down in the shower and really let the the rain fall down and

0:36.5

wash away everything but I'm still kind of sweaty and it happens a lot you have to take a really long cold shower to get all the demons of What would you call me typically if I were to proclaim something like that you would say that's because your bitch made be word made be word made in this case I am finally the bitch made one for one time in this relationship. I did though when I went to the

1:04.3

luxurious pause studios in West Hollywood for a for a sauna I did take a cold shower

1:10.6

there because it was such inviting space but I didn't I didn't

1:14.0

pony up for the cold plunge which is in the same room we talked about this place

1:18.0

before right this is like a dog grooming situation you get it on the cheap no no this is not cheap

1:23.3

uh... unfortunately it's very nice actually and it's got how how is pause spelled

1:27.6

again oh i'm sorry p a u s e that's probably okay never mind it's what you

1:32.4

so bad it's what you i it mixed up you tend to say if I say I like another man's outfit you know what I mean you kind of respond with that you know how to spell it Jason.

1:40.5

No, no, don't put those dirty paws in my mouth,

1:43.2

Chris. Those, that is not something I've ever said.

1:45.9

The voice of a friend of the show, a little scrappy, when he's talking about

1:49.1

fighting a little scrappy, you would say, don't make me put the pause on you little scrappy

1:57.2

on Instagram it's a little it's very confusing but his name is now big scrappy and for the SEO you should note that scrappy is spelled with the dollar sign symbol and not a traditional S.

2:10.0

He was a great, he's a great member of the love and hip-hop Atlanta cast.

2:14.0

That's where this kind of phrase came from.

2:16.4

What's his best song in your mind?

2:18.6

I think he's only got one that we all know and I couldn't tell you off the top of my head right now.

2:24.4

Most people now know him from Love and Hip Hop but he's of course known for some cut.

2:31.8

No that's not his big song. I mean he was I mean he was a little John guy. Yeah what it is. What it is? Oh what it is? No the song's called Some Cut. Can it what it is Yo what's up? Can I oh person like me get some cut. Oh, person like me gets some cut.

2:45.0

What do you think cut means?

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