#343: "American Boners" with Kareem Matthews

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Kareem Matthews joins hosts Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault, and Fight Nanny in studio to talk UFC, the NBA playoffs and draft lottery, and MLB.
The Bag of Bets also makes a return this week, as does everybody's favorite segment: Gawking at Instagram Models (Johnny Woodard is back in studio on "stats.")
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To support the show directly and gain access to the weekly Super Secret Pod visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you
0:27.1	travel with us. P and O'Ferees, there is another way.
0:30.0	Oh, he's cute, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:40.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection
0:45.9	Well, they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:53.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:56.0	Piando Ferries, there is another way.
0:59.0	For the thousands in attendance
1:02.0	and the millions watching around the world.
1:05.2	This is the mani badge.
1:08.8	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
1:11.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
1:15.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard,
1:17.0	bro, this brother, come on zip it!
1:21.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
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