#342 | Merry Christmas! You Get Another Federal Spending Binge, SBF Out on Bail | Matt & Blonde Show
Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2022
⏱️ 164 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo. |
| 0:10.6 | Skag free, whoever he is. |
| 0:12.1 | Get your plod, fascist ass out of here. |
| 0:14.6 | Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments. |
| 0:18.4 | You are a terrific team on all counts. |
| 0:20.9 | Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, |
| 0:25.2 | this is the Matt and Blonde show. |
| 0:29.0 | I'll lead it effective strategy to mobilize. |
| 0:31.3 | Chewinterner the next to approach you. |
| 0:33.2 | Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot, bitch? |
| 0:38.3 | Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! |
| 0:45.3 | Oh my god! Say it out! |
| 0:50.3 | I'm gonna give you to the count of ten. |
| 0:53.3 | To get your ugly, yellow, no good keyster off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. |
| 1:05.0 | One... two... |
| 1:08.0 | Ten! |
| 1:31.7 | Merry Christmas, filthy animals! Hello. Hello. Hello and welcome to the great show. It is a great show. It is a terrific show. It is a tremendous show. Frankly, the very best. You can ask anyone about that. People often do. I'm told this is the Matt and Blonde show, |
| 1:37.6 | Christmas special on a Friday evening. My name is Matt Christensen. I'm flanked on my right. |
| 1:43.0 | As always, by my wonderful co-host, |
| 1:45.7 | Blonde, welcome. Hi. |
| 1:47.9 | Hey, Merry Christmas, not just to you, but to everyone in the audience. Turns out, though, |
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