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Welcome new listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

To tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says to

George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because that's so big-hearted

Other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass show and number one so

welcome to the show Hey, hey, hey, how you, how you do you do it.

Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Wow. You feel good? You do? Oh, jeez, right?

No, yes, I don't curse anymore.

I guess you've noticed. Why curse when you can just say, Jeez Louise?

Seriously. See, no joke. Stop joking for just one second. Why can't you just say, oh geez Louise, you get the same feel?

Anyway, there's some food for thought. Today's show is beautiful.

It's just beautiful. It's the second half of the Eliza Skinner show.

That's right. Do I have my... Yes, yes, it is is it's the second half it was just pure fun pure joy pure fun mmm and then we did Pete Holmes already.

So we'll be sharing that with you.

That's right.

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