341: Dwight's Friends

The Michael Scott Podcast Company

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4.5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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"They say everyone outgrows their friends at some point in their lives. Well, I just outgrew them all in the span of three hours."Look over your resume and put this lead pipe in a sandwich--this week we're talking about Dwight's friends! We dedicate this episode to the unique cast of characters that Dwight calls friends. They come from all walks of life, including an ex-volunteer sheriff's deputy, a former corporate employee that Dwight thinks is a hobbit, and a former student at X-Men school. We discuss each of their profiles, appearances, and characteristics to create the full mosaic of Dwight's friend group. Then the conversation turns to working with friends, work friends, and other anecdotes from Edwin and Alex's storied work history. Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.
0:22.4	Panny Power.
0:23.3	Valid on selected leagues and markets only.
0:24.9	Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.
0:27.3	T's and Cs and exclusions apply.
0:28.6	18 plus scummelware.org.
0:30.2	How is your ambition of becoming better at taking medicine going?
0:34.7	Oh, dude, I'm I turn it around, man.
0:58.0	I'm an addict now. Yeah, I'd tell me about it. A savant of taking medicine. Oh, I got cocktails going like crazy, man. Well, not really. I'm taking suit to fed. Okay. Turns out it works. No, but I've got some expired NyQuil. I've been shooting that at night. So,, I'm on. I got, I got all kinds of anihistamines and nasal decongestions. Oh, you know what I started doing is the, like,
1:04.9	it's not the netty pot. It's like called the NealMed. It's like a squeeze thing, clear out your
1:10.0	nasal passages with a saline rinse.
1:12.3	Ooh, into the nose. Dude, I've never done those before. I've never been able to.
1:16.8	They're kind of addicting now. The experience is a little bit unpleasant, but now I kind of like it.
1:23.3	I feel like I'm drowning myself. I can't even like get past the first, the beginnings.
1:28.4	It is a hard cell.
1:29.5	You have to like willfully fill your entire nasal cavity with water.
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