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You know, one of my favorite things about having a podcast is

not just the massive amount of wealth that gets sent to me from my billionaire and

trillionaire listeners, but also the military technology that gets shared with me

from my friends over at DARPA.

Sometimes they'll send me micro drones.

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For example, my poodle, I've extended his tail by nine inches and now he can

read at a second grade level.

But when Colonel Franch sent me the USB drive that contained within it,

the technology that you're about to witness, my mind was truly blown.

I've heard from the paranoid media, the dangers of

deep fake technology.

I'm sure by now you've probably gotten the seeds of fear planted in you

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