Please don't take this personnel

but you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

because it's been one of those days

Poor Shark NATO fans, Idiot.

Just a noise machine.

Funny story, Pardo's dumb.

He's the auctioneer of comedy.

Jim's an idiot.

I relate, I listen to the young people.

This show is just a long car ride.

It's currency! I've been known to swoop! Live on tape. It's the fastest hour in podcasting. This is never not funny. Now here's

your host Jimmy Pardo.

Hello indeed just welcome to the program episode 3405 of the award winning

podcast Never Not Funny but that means to people that are new this is the 34th

season the fifth episode of that season you've been doing the show for

34 years now it's not what it means it's not what it means it's not what it means

at all I know that it's confusing and scary to everybody but survivor also has not been

for 48 years or whatever they whatever season they're currently on.

We go by seasons here.

We chose to do it as confusingly as possible.

Yeah, and to make it even more confusing, you might say, oh, does that mean it's you've been doing it 17 years because it's 34 divided by 2 and it's like, well, that's almost true except for the first season was a full year and then the second

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