#340: The Simpsons (@GlitterCheese)

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🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

Liza Treyger had me over to her new apartment to talk Simpsons. It was my favorite show in high school and college and I was put to shame by the love Liza had towards it. We talked about episodes, toys, memories of watching it, and even fought a little bit about stuff we have no control over.

Make sure to watch Liza RIGHT NOW on Netflix's newest standup series, "The Degenerates."

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0:00.0	Oh, I love Bart on the road.
0:01.5	I love it.
0:02.3	It's where they're all wearing the colorful pastel wigs
0:05.1	and fucking outside the Knoxville, Knoxville.
0:07.9	Oh, the wig factory.
0:09.9	Yeah.
0:11.4	I love, and I quote this all the time, like, Bart.
0:13.6	Yes, we do.
0:15.4	According to the sign, who has the best maps
0:19.2	who has the best maps in the states?
0:21.2	It's Rand McNally.
0:22.4	You know, here in Berlin, it's all I crave.
0:28.1	A big bag of pork rinds, gonna carry me to my grave.
0:33.4	Born and rough and died.
0:37.9	Having done to not be getting close.
0:43.8	Living's budget for better luck.
0:46.7	I tell you, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
0:59.1	Good take, boys.
1:02.1	Yeah.
1:03.1	I think now that I'm a blue singer, I should have some kind of name.
1:07.1	How about buddy Simpson?
1:09.1	No?
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