All right, Matt.

So why do you need glasses in math class?

I don't know.

Because they help with division.

Oh, man.

It's good.

Okay. Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam.

And my name's Matt.

Now, pull up a tombstone, or settle into casket and get comfortable because this is Graveyard Tales.

All right, everybody, here we are again.

Matt, how you doing tonight, brother?

I was doing better before I heard that joke.

Like, man, did you just eat an ice cream cone or something?

They help with division.

That was actually a Facebook joke that Ashley and I found.

I don't doubt.

I mean, that's pretty good. I mean, it'd make my kids laugh. Yeah. I mean, she told me that. And I just kind of shook my head and she goes, you want to send it to you? I said, yeah, I'm going to use it. Yeah, right. Yeah. No doubt. It's so bad I'm going to use it. But before we get too far off track, we want to say go over to patreon.com slash graveyard tales. Sign up to become a patron. We have years worth of bonus episodes that you can check out that range in topics. They're all shorter than graveyard tales.

A lot of times they are,

they are topics that wouldn't make a full graveyard tales episode.

Yeah.

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