340: The England Expedition

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about England.

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Timestamps:

00:00 - Jackson's Injury

04:38 - Jackson's Trip

22:54 - Ads

26:29 - Star Wars Hotel

31:44 - Twisted Metal TV Show

38:15 - Summer Games Fest / Alan Wake 2

40:03 - Nvidia Conference (AI in Games)

48:55 - New Apple Headset

65:23 - Generations

71:47 - Scam Business Ideas

76:12 - Reddit

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

EmpLemon: https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, hey guys, welcome to episode 340 of the official podcast. It's a very special episode today.
0:06.8	I'm in the
0:09.3	You know primeval land the originator of all countries under the Commonwealth. I'm in Britain right now. It's
0:17.0	I'm deep in there. It's pretty cool. Are you enjoying yourself?
0:21.4	Fakno, it's actually awful. This is the last country I've ever been in
0:26.1	What are you being serious? No, it is actually like I have I've only been here two days
0:31.2	But it's it has been absolutely awful the entire time. It has been miserable. I don't know how people live here
0:38.1	So Jackson, let's let's talk about the very start of your trip because you were posting about it on Twitter
0:42.5	And it made me extremely uncomfortable. Did you fucking shishko Bob your thumb the instant you got there?
0:48.2	Well, yeah, that wasn't the first thing that happened. Well, it was the first thing that happened in the country. So I got in
0:54.1	After you know 27 28 hours of flying. It's very long trip from Australia
0:59.4	I got to the hotel room and you know
1:01.5	I need to do all the logistical stuff of stopping over my SIM card so that I could you know get internet and all that kind of stuff
1:07.2	You know how phones have that little dot down the bottom of your mobile phone that you you push something into the like pop the SIM card tray up
1:15.5	Very fucking I don't know why it's not just like a way easier thing
1:18.8	I how many items you have that are that small that can push that thing in it
1:22.2	It's like there's a specific tool for it that you only get once with a SIM card or whatever with the phone itself and then you never see it again ever
1:29.4	So what was I meant to use so of course I use the sewing needle that I found and I was pushing the sewing needle into the hole that SIM card hold a hole
1:39.3	Pushing my thumb up against it basically and I thought it would just like pop in and pop out kind of the tray
1:45.3	But instead it fucking impaled my fucking thumb and went straight down the middle of it
1:49.7	The entire fucking needle was sticking out of my thumb. I looked down somehow
1:53.8	By the way, this was the the rounded part of the needle
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