340. Kumail Nanjiani, Uwade

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Do not adjust your radio dial! Bona fide movie star Kumail Nanjiani joined us in studio to discuss his celebrity encounter with Michael Douglas, his return to stand-up comedy, Jerry Lewis energy, President Trump's entirely true fat shot drug story, baby skull x-rays, why stand-ups like Russell Brand stink and much more! Then music sensation Uwade performed a stunning solo electric version of "Harmattan" from her new album "Florilegium." Watch or listen to another hour of today's episode with a dip into the Terrence Howard-Bill Maher meeting of the minds and Doug's Browse the Brow game with OFFICE HOURS+, and get tons of additional content at ⁠patreon.com/officehourslive⁠ with a FREE seven-day trial. We've got a bunch of new merch available now at ⁠⁠⁠officehours.merchtable.com⁠ Find everything else at ⁠⁠⁠officialofficehours.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever
0:01.1	Dog
0:03.5	I'm a DJ
0:04.6	I like having fun
0:07.6	I like to laugh
0:09.6	I like to meet people
0:11.7	Good
0:13.7	Good morning everybody
0:17.1	It's the zoo crew
0:18.6	The zoo crew
0:20.1	We got DJ Doug found Oh Oh. I know I'm going
0:24.9	right into it. We have no time to ways. Good horny. And VB4, Vic the Virgin. What?
0:33.7	It's up everybody. It's masturbating May. Is that what I read in the news, Vic? You're a big part of your morning, right? Your morning routine in the shower.
0:39.7	We're doing masturbation May.
0:41.3	Everyone follows through.
0:42.7	Oh, we're going to get dirty today. We're going to do a fully nude show from the bottom down.
0:48.9	We talked about this at our Wednesday meeting. We've dropped trow.
0:53.2	Vic is, of course, not wearing pants as usual.
0:56.7	And Doug is now not wearing pants for the first time in the show, but is wearing a diaper.
1:01.2	Get your boners ready.
1:04.1	Your car has a noisemaker built into it that sounds like a horn.
1:09.5	There you go.
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