Hello and welcome to episode 34 of Real Life Go Stories.

How you do?

First things first today we need to thank our new Patreon subscribers and we would like to say thank you to Shantal Skanzel.

It's Stephanie P to Aaron Nichols, to Laura Hedley, to Adriana, and to Martha Lockick.

And finally big special massive happy birthday.

Happy birthday to Alex Knox and Alex's friend Carolyn contacted me during the week and she was like,

Hey, I wanted to get Alex a Patreon subscription for his birthday. What a great birthday present, right?

Yeah, brilliant birthday present.

Birthday present, me and you living in people's earholes.

Whatever the present.

So Carolyn wanted us to wish you Alex a massive happy birthday.

We love you, she loves you, she thinks you're great, she wants to get you a present.

Your present is that you now get to listen to us talking about sex priests.

Happy birthday.

And we all type of promo this week.

Oh my goodness.

And our promo this week is a little bit different.

So if you look at the thumbnail art for this episode, that is a piece of art that was created for us by the gorgeous Charlie from Tipple Art and Designs.

And he does work on commission so you can contact him and ask him for any particular.

I asked him for a piece of work that had like big foot, weager boards, aliens, blackout kids, everything else in it.

And he did it for us.

And if you look at the thumbnail, you can see that it's a really pop art comic book style.

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